Lately we've been talking about things to say on an elevator. Here are some examples:
So then I HAD to hit her.
So I tested positive.
You want me to do WHAT in a frog suit?
And that's why you always leave a note.
About five minutes in, I realized it was a sofa.
That's the last time he pooped anything solid until he died.
Had a guys slumber party last night. Use your imagination.
We went to the circus yesterday. I was having the time of my life until the animals came out. They all looked miserable. I hated it so much. I can't imagine there being animal rights laws here after seeing those elephants. It was sick. I wanted to just leave but there were ladies at each of the gates telling us to sit back down in our seats.
We complain about America a lot. But it sometimes it takes living in another country to really appreciate it. Common courtesy and kindness are non-existant here. People walking along the side walk refuse to move for someone else walking in the other direction. I heard about a dude and a lady walking towards each other, colliding, and then arguing about how the other didn't get out of the way. It was the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. It's weird to smile, to hold open a door, or to pick something up for someone.
The Independance Day celebration was kind of lame. We went to the embankment and hung out, expecting fireworks at 10. 10 came by, no fireworks. Didn't surprise me actually.
The pizza here is really good. The dancing is really bad though.
2 weeks and counting!
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Dude im running out of stuff to do, come back to papa bear.
Do you wish you would have picked somewhere else to study abroad?
Whats in 2 weeks?
-Justin
The "then I HAD to hit her" one is my favorite. Sucks about the animals though. Even though my dad complains about America sometimes he says the same sort of thing that you did about really appreciating it once you have been to a lot of other places in the world. We should all move to the moon imo.
-Jew
Justin,
Thats a tough question. The people I've met here are sweet. Russia is really interesting, but I wouldn't want to live here. I'm glad I came here instead of somewhere in Europe or Australia, where it's a lot like the US. I guess I would want to go with all the same people to south america or africa or something. yeah.
Shaun,
The moon would be sweet, but I think I'd get tired of floating around like an ass after awhile. Atleast I haven't met any jews here yet, so I guess thats cool.
Hi Dong. I was wondering if you could buy any cds of a russian group. There are three girls. name of the group is fabrika. I will pay for it just bring it. dead or alive. It should be four cds made by this group.
Sincerely,
Alex, father of shaun
Hey. That was really my dad (unlike the mom comment made by kevin earlier). ha.
-Jew
PS he says he misses you
Hey whats up? sorry to hear about the fireworks display. I would have been pretty dissapointed, cuz fireworks are sweet. But remember what i told you, i'm gonna have a fireworks display for you when you get back. It will be cool i swear, i'll have those flying bees, you know those? those are my favorite. yaaaa ha. take it easy man
-Colin
Alex,
Yeah I'll see what I can do. I'm sure I can find it for you. If not in the stores, on the black market. I shop there a lot.
Colin,
haha sweet dude I can't wait. Ya I know what you're talking about with those bee things. Those are awesome, prolly up there on my favorites list as well. See you in about 2 weeks.
I'm buying souveniers soon so if anyone has any requests... everything is really cheap here.
I want a sweet souvenir. I don't know what to request because I don't know what they have there though..
-Justin
awwww dong! i love reading your blog, its really interesting! lol only you would sit around and think of stuff to say in a elevator. anyway, cant wait till you come home, we'll have to party!
Dong. Could you get me a picture of Putin, and then sign it? That would be sweet.
Ben
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